I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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