i think i have herpe
just one?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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