I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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