Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
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Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
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