If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
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She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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