So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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