Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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