my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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