Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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