Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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