Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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