all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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