didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
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just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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