Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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