I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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