Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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