Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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