And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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