I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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