Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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