That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
tell your sister to shave her snatch
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
it's great music for shaving your balls
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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