i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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