well I can't set my house on fire every night
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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