But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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