nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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