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  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:48pm

    I also like when fat man put their jelly rolls all over me, and molest me like a little boy. ~Crispy

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:43pm

    I agree they are not worthy! Part time stoners!

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:09pm

    3:33 pretty funny. Oh wait I'm not a guy. You however, are an idiot.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 5:55am

    Last time I was stoned, I had two waffles to myself with chocolate sauce and Ice cream. It was like heaven without the copious amounts of sex...

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:33pm

    3:22 you hate fat people but still manage to be a bigger waste of space.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:34pm

    i hope crispy knows..that wherever i see his stupid name on the bottom of a post..i will automatically repost something way dumber and way gayer and sign his name at the bottom. -Crispy.

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:35pm

    3:33 Oh man that's nuts, your girl told me the same thing about you last night. . . . Small World

  • 37 31
    Submitted by TehMapleViking on Oct 6, 10 at 4:43pm

    So thats what happened to my waffle...

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:30pm

    NO!!!! The agony of losing half a waffle. Pick it and wash it off-- a little dirt never hurt.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 7:34pm

    I once found a brownie on the ground.,yea I ate..yea I was stoned ..after the brownie

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:32pm

    maybe it was at the bottom of the bag and had mold circles on it.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:29pm

    3:22 I hate judgemental douche bags!!

  • 40 41
    Submitted by pppphar on Apr 25, 10 at 2:43am

    Waffles are the best thing on EARTH!!!!

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:54am

    In an apartment full of stoners, the trash can is the safest place to keep food you want to eat later. Been there, done that.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:33pm

    Why would anyone disrespect a waffle!!!! Waffles are like the best damn thing you can eat!! very disappointing..

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:08pm

    they had to go pack for affrica!!!

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:48pm

    OMG OMG OMG THIS WAS THE MOST FUCKIN HILARIOUS THING IVE READ ALL DAYYYYYYYYYY

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:20pm

    They are not worthy!!!

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:21pm

    I eat my own jizz and throw it back up - Crispy

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:28pm

    this is the greatest textsfromlastnight i have ever read.. i love you.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:32pm

    3:22...you should have been swallowed.

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 2:26pm

    blasphemy. i don't know any stoner who would dare throw out half a waffle.

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 2:06pm

    sounds like my friend lol, he will scavenge ANY and i do mean ANY food including extra cheese and lettuce lol

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:49pm

    You never throw away a waffle kid, Never!

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:03pm

    3:08 rebecca! Yesss. When we're roomates this will be us :D

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:16am

    Dude half a waffle where's the fucking brownie in this equation

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:29pm

    I only said "Bad night" so the counter would be exactly 420.

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:59pm

    Crispy reveal yourself so I can hand deliver you a box of choclates!

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:48pm

    I like waffles, as they toaste throw some choc chips in the lil .. square things. back in toaster.. then when its done, either pnut butter or syrup. Rocks. fuckin good shit

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:30am

    Y were u lookin in there bin??

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:45pm

    3:45. Thankyou! I now know what to say when justifying my love of waffles (as opposed to pancakes). LMFAO. You don't know how badly I want this on a shirt.

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:53pm

    Hahah this is funny.

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:04pm

    I would kill a man for half a waffle while stoned!

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:10pm

    3:46 lmfaooo walk up stairs lmaooo

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 7:59pm

    3:33 Fail. And you're still a fatass.

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:52pm

    Blasphemy. The stoner did it wrong

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:40pm

    Maiineeee represent!

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:27pm

    hahaha crispy theres something fucking wrong with you..but your hilarious

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:45am

    Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:41am

    legit funny tfln! thanks op!

  • 19 37
    Submitted by tesspolitte2816 on Aug 31, 11 at 11:50pm

    that's great!

  • 36 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:20pm

    Bahaha 345 you are a clever one..veryyy clever

  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:22pm

    1:48. U srsly prbly weigh a fuck ton. And don't blame it on your thyroid. It's your inability to eat a salad. I hate fat people.