I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize