Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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