Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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