how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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