so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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