Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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