GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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