Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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