Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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