I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I booty called her while she was in labor.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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