Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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