You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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