we have officially lost it.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
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