I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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