if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
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He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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