and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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