Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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