He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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