smell my finger.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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