just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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