trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
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I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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