i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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