Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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