tell your sister to shave her snatch
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
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I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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