i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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